Rasssist asked:

I ordered a bride from china and 1 from russia. They forgot to poke air holes in the box from china and the girl has died. She’s starting to get stiff with rigomortus and is no longer as fun as she was when she first appeared dead. The russian woman turns out to be 9 and I have to return her as well. The internet site I bought them from has been down for a week. Do I keep the 9 year old wife and bury the chinese one, or can I still get my money back?

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